One housewife. One year. One hilarious insight into modern family life. 23rd January 'Feel Zen-like sense of calm and new purpose from overhaul of wardrobe. Have filled FOIR BLACK SACKS with rubbish from former life as frumpy mother and am ready to be transformed into cream fitted cashmere v-neck wearing goddess à la Liz Hurley. Just have to buy a whole new wardrobe and a 4 * 4, lose THREE STONE, have BOTOX and hire half a dozen nannies and the transformation will be complete...'